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Our dear comrade...

His vessel was attacked by a number of rouge cats, taking damage to both its main computer network and internal communications systems. Reports from the naval communications office indicate that the Colonel stood atop the vessel, madly firing his AK-47 into the air and downing at least six jetpack cats.

After his heroics caused the cats to retreat, dalunk took control of his stricken vessel and began limping it back to port under manual control. A second wave of cats appeared and began strafing the ship. Again, dalunk fought them off. However, the ship is losing oxygen quickly. He won't last long. There is no way for the Armada to rescue him. Our friend... is down.